“Slow Internet? Just Use It Less” – Cabinet Secretary’s Genius Plan

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It seems the solution to Pakistan’s slow internet issues is as simple as a road trip analogy—just slow down the traffic!

"Slow Internet? Just Use It Less" - Cabinet Secretary's Genius Plan

The Parliamentary Secretary of the Cabinet Division, Syed Sajid Mehdi, has suggested that in order to achieve faster internet, people should actually use it less. Yes, you read that right.

According to him, the more people use the internet, the slower it gets—kind of like a rush hour jam on a highway. So, next time your internet lags, just think of it as a traffic jam of the digital world!

The more people surfing, the slower things go, he says, and the solution is just waiting for fewer cars—uh, we mean users—to clog up the digital lanes.

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